Alley cats are no joke.

Last night in my neighborhood I finally had to cross the street because I was too scared to walk past this cat that was in our path. Its friend ran under a nearby car when it saw us but this badass hung around to kick some doggy ass. It arched itself up and hissed as it advanced aggressively toward us. All my noises and stomping, not to mention that my dog is at least the size of a pig, did nothing to intimidate it. I've never seen anything like it before. It wanted nothing else then to rip out our eyeballs-SCARY!