What an asshole you are

Thanks for reminding me, I almost forgot. Shhheeesh. I told you someone said something complimentary about my work; It doesn't have anything to do with you. Why do you constantly have to compare it to yourself and act like somehow it makes you less good? I know that you think it gives you one up on me to mock me and scoff at my accomplishments but really it doesn't. It just makes me realize that you are another one of those people in my life who enjoy watching me float from here to there never believing that I'm really good at anything. Fuck you!